meatmodel:

wanna come over and watch me blog

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pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

(via legoshran)


nyooms:

but shit it was 99 cents 

nyooms:

but shit it was 99 cents 

(via thewordsofmatt)


gho-st:

i show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering i love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

(via legoshran)


(via guy)



religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

(via legoshran)


(via ugly)


gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

(via ugly)


sixpenceee:

ok but why is no one talking about the fact that eggs are symbolized for easter, and bunnies don’t even lay eggs